{"id":125,"date":"2023-06-21T19:10:40","date_gmt":"2023-06-21T19:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clanmacphail.org\/?page_id=125"},"modified":"2023-06-21T19:11:43","modified_gmt":"2023-06-21T19:11:43","slug":"his-first-kilt","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/clanmacphail.org\/?page_id=125","title":{"rendered":"His First Kilt"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"125\" class=\"elementor elementor-125\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-eaf957a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"eaf957a\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-e99f750\" data-id=\"e99f750\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-97c4e8a elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"97c4e8a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">HIS FIRST KILT<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b6c6139 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b6c6139\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he &#8220;comes of age&#8221; and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt.<\/p><p>He took the material to the tailor and said, &#8220;I&#8217;d like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don&#8217;t mind, I&#8217;d like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!&#8221;<\/p><p>So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed. A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the shop.<\/p><p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s ye kilt, and here&#8217;s ye matching underwear, and here&#8217;s five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it.&#8221;<\/p><p>So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend&#8217;s house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.<\/p><p>When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, &#8220;Well, what&#8217;d ye think?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Ah, but dat&#8217;s a fine looking kilt,&#8221; she exclaimed.<\/p><p>&#8220;Aye, and if ye like it, ye&#8217;ll really like what&#8217;s underneath,&#8221; he stated as he lifted his kilt to show here.<\/p><p>&#8220;Oh, but dat&#8217;s a dandy,&#8221; his girlfriend shouted admiringly.<\/p><p>Still not realizing that he didn&#8217;t have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, &#8220;Aye, and if ye like it, I&#8217;ve got five more yards of it at home!&#8221;<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HIS FIRST KILT In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he &#8220;comes of age&#8221; and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. 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